A Day In The Life...

How a fucking call to check on a resume should go!

Fri, 17 May 2013 14:04:13 -0400

Me: hi im calling to check on the status of my resume.
Employee: I don't think we're hiring anymore, but the resumes will be held on file.
Me: well I just wanted to say that whenever you will be hiring again I will still be interested in the job.
Employee: okay well I will let Matt know that you are still very interested in the job, what was your name?
Me: chrissymuffin (not puttin my name).
Employee: okay well I will let him know, thank you for the follow up. have a good day.
Me: you too, bye.
Employee: thanks, bye.

My hair is so fluffy and long now, im worried the fluff ball is...

Thu, 16 May 2013 16:05:32 -0400

My hair is so fluffy and long now, im worried the fluff ball is going to eat me soon…

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Wed, 15 May 2013 20:34:32 -0400

c2ndy2c1d: moch-y: ironmaverick: fandomsandfeminism: randomhu...

Wed, 15 May 2013 17:08:46 -0400

c2ndy2c1d:

moch-y:

ironmaverick:

fandomsandfeminism:

randomhumbug:

rad1calcunt:

this is actually disgusting.

Saw “THIS”?! They immediately dehumanized this woman and then further dehumanized her by stating they would rape her. Every one of these males. Rape was the first thing that came to mind. This is beyond disgusting.

Go on. Tell me rape culture isn’t real. Tell me how “Everyone knows rape is wrong.”

this makes me SO FUCKING ANGRY

i

no

yeahhhhhhhh not okay…

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Wed, 15 May 2013 13:43:18 -0400

distraction: Holding hands may seem like an innocent gesture,...

Wed, 15 May 2013 10:17:15 -0400

distraction:

Holding hands may seem like an innocent gesture, but they show more than a simple interlocking of fingers. Your hands are one of the most essential parts of your body: you build with them, feed with them, hold with them, touch with them, fight with them; they are the tools of the human body. To take a hold of another’s hand is to break from living individually. It is to link yourself to another being, to momentarily entwine your life with another’s, to promise, for a moment, that you need not face the world alone. More simple, more aesthetically naive than other forms of affection, i.e kissing, hugging, sexing.., the act of holding hands is often trivialized in its true implications.

corgisandboobs: captainriz: and if you can’t see anything...

Wed, 15 May 2013 06:51:34 -0400

corgisandboobs:

captainriz:

and if you can’t see anything beautiful about yourself, get a better mirror.

look a little closer.

stare a little longer.

because there’s something inside you that made you keep trying despite everyone who told you to quit.

you built a cast around your broken heart and signed it yourself

you signed it they were wrong

they were wrong, cuz I’m still here.

I’m so glad someone showed this to me. I’ve seen it around on here but didn’t know what it was and didn’t watch it.

To the people who messaged me about their own anxiety/depression/self-confidence issues. For you.

thugxwife: This is a before and after series of porn stars with...

Wed, 15 May 2013 03:26:04 -0400

thugxwife:

This is a before and after series of porn stars with and without makeup (Makeup and photos by xmelissamakeupx)

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Tue, 14 May 2013 20:34:39 -0400

Angry artist.

Tue, 14 May 2013 18:44:48 -0400

Always…

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Tue, 14 May 2013 17:09:02 -0400

I used to be able to get money. Whenever the fuck I wanted some God damn money. I had that fucking...

Tue, 14 May 2013 15:21:32 -0400

I used to be able to get money. Whenever the fuck I wanted some God damn money. I had that fucking money.

Now though? Now I can’t get shit. All my old ways are and have to be gone. I don’t miss them, but I reallllllly miss all that fucking caaaash

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Tue, 14 May 2013 13:43:04 -0400

dirtylittlefuckingcrackwhore: silverwhitekyurem: b-tchpleaseimf...

Tue, 14 May 2013 10:17:19 -0400

dirtylittlefuckingcrackwhore:

silverwhitekyurem:

b-tchpleaseimfab:

werewolf-teeth:

PUDDLEPUDDLEPUDDLEPUDDLEPUDDLEPUDDLEPUDDLEPUDDLESPLASHSPLASHSPHALPUDDLEPUDDLEPUDDLE

how can you not reblog this?!

That is the happiest animal I have ever seen

If I was an animal this would be me.

theblueyoshi: theblueyoshi: Zig Zag

Tue, 14 May 2013 06:51:43 -0400

theblueyoshi:

theblueyoshi:

Zig Zag

doctorjohnfuckingwatson: i’ve looked through my folder of...

Tue, 14 May 2013 03:25:45 -0400

doctorjohnfuckingwatson:

i’ve looked through my folder of reaction pictures and noticed a trend.

Girl: You're cute as balls.

Mon, 13 May 2013 22:24:00 -0400

Girl: You're cute as balls.
Boy: You're as cute as a pussy.

Doctor Who Cares? - A spinoff in which all is right with the...

Mon, 13 May 2013 20:34:43 -0400

Doctor Who Cares? - A spinoff in which all is right with the ladies’ storylines and they take custody of the TARDIS every weekend to explore the universe together

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Mon, 13 May 2013 17:08:51 -0400

pondifrey: WAIT DOES FUCKING KAREN SING?!?!?!!!11?!!? Karen...

Mon, 13 May 2013 13:43:14 -0400

pondifrey:

WAIT DOES FUCKING KAREN SING?!?!?!!!11?!!?

Karen Gillan singing everyone. and looking fine as fuck